squats to scroll 🐾
you didn't mean to
scroll that long.
nobody does — the feeds are built by people whose job is to keep you there. so we got a cat. the apps you pick stay closed until you've done a few squats. ten squats, and he'll move.
you're on the list. we'll email you when the door opens.
you're #-- on the waitlist
share your link to move up. each friend = +5 spots.
0 friends joined
0 on the waitlist
free to join. no spam — one email when we launch.
Nugget has achieved maximum loaf.
this is now a 2-squat situation.
Instagram · 2 squats to unlock
let's squat
go to the app instead
how it works
three steps. twenty seconds.
1
pick your apps
tiktok, instagram — whatever eats your evenings. those go behind his door.
2
he takes the door
open one and Nugget's sitting there. your camera counts your squats, right on your phone — nothing leaves it.
3
squat, scroll, go
finish and the door opens — scroll guilt-free. your streak grows, and he's very proud of you.
ready when you are.
launching first on iPhone. android is on the list too.