you didn't mean to
scroll that long.

nobody does. the feeds are built by people whose job is to keep you there. so we got a cat. the apps you pick stay closed until you've done a few squats. two squats, and he'll move.

you're in. we'll email your invite before september.
Nugget, an orange cat in a little white duck hat
Nugget has achieved maximum loaf.
this is now a squat situation.
Instagram · 2 squats to unlock
let's squat
go to the app instead
how it works

three steps. twenty seconds.

1
pick your apps
tiktok, instagram, whatever eats your evenings.
2
he's already lying on it
open one and he's sprawled across it. your camera counts, right on your phone. nothing leaves it.
3
squat, scroll, go
he rolls off. scroll guilt-free. your streak grows, and he's very proud of you.

ready when you are.

or grab one of the 50 early seats. launching on iPhone first. android's next, Nugget's just learning the dialect.